I can’t imagine what I would do if you girl had no boobs.  I think I would look at her and start to cry.  Yes big boobs are that important.  If she had no boobs I know for sure I would be out meeting new chicks a lot more often than I should, there just wouldn’t be anything to keep me home at night.  I can see spooning her and trying to grab a big handful of boob just to be disappointed with what I ended up with and losing all interest getting dressed and heading out to find some hot chick with big ass tits.

Give me a break you know it would be the same for you.  There is no possible way you can tell me that you could be pounding away on some chick with no boobs and you would be happy about it.  Not being able to see a pair of big floppies rolling around like jello would be tragic.  I know you could probably still finish up, but what would be the point?  A pearl necklace without something to keep it from just running right off onto the sheets is really a waste of time.

Ladies please don’t despair there are some crazy fools out there who will claim to love you despite your lack or boobs, I am just not one of them.  I will probably still let you go for a ride (if you make it quick and there are no other prospects around).  But I’m sure as hell not going to pretend that I am enjoying it.  If you have no boobs you sure better have a perfect ass otherwise you could end up an old maid.

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