I wonder if men first start liking saggy tits because of national geographic magazine?  I have never really thought about national geographic as being the source for what would be complete infatuation with saggy tits, but it’s probably safe to call them at least a source.  They sure do show a lot of them that’s for sure.  And when you are a 12 year old boy there aren’t a lot of other reasons to pick up that magazine.  Sure lions can be fascinating but there is nothing better than naked boobs and big long nipples.  I can remember looking at national geographic a thinking that I would love to live any place where the women walk around topless all day every day.

Then I realized that unless I got to play with all of those naked saggy tits it really wouldn’t be that much fun.  There is no way I could not look at all of those women’s tits constantly, so I would probably end up with a blow dart in my back and be the tribe’s dinner one night.  That doesn’t really sound like much fun either.  So what I need to do is buy my own island and import a bunch of girls from around the world to run around naked all the time.  I could have my own little harem and if they didn’t want to let with play with them they could start swimming for the mainland.  I never said I was nice did I?  Alright I would at least give them a life vest and a sandwich before I sent them on their way, since you are putting under so much pressure.

I am sure that once the US government found out I had my own island with a bunch of naked saggy tits running around those bastards would invade.  They would probably leave me on a life raft to fend for myself while they had their way with all of my sexy bitches.  Damn I hate the government for doing that to me.  I am sure they would tell the public that in was in the national interest to invade, and make up some bullshit story about how my island was harboring terrorists.  But you and I know the truth, all we had were a bunch of sexy women with big naked saggy tits.

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